The Introvert Social Club Keyring

For those who thrive in silence and dread small talk, welcome to your people. This green motel-style keyring proudly declares your lifetime membership to the Introvert Social Club—awkward interactions guaranteed (but never encouraged).

Finished with luxe gold embossing and matching gold findings, it’s a quiet nod to your antisocial excellence. Clip it on your keys, your tote, or gift it to your most socially reluctant mate. Comes packaged on a branded card, ready for display—no eye contact required.

The details:

• “Awkward interactions guaranteed – The Introvert Social Club – Lifetime Member”
• Green plastic motel-style keyfob with embossed gold metallic text
• Matching gold-tone hardware
• Fob measures 88mm x 45mm (total length: 115mm)